Yesterday my daughter turned six, so I thought I'd write about her favorite song, which is Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." However, she doesn't call it "Poker Face;" she calls it "Hairy Mom," as that's what she thinks the "Mum mum mum mah" refrain sounds like! "Can we listen to Hairy Mom?" she'll ask, and it cracks us up.

The song, of course, goes like this:

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas please
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

No, she's not going to be in Denver anytime soon, but you can follow her schedule here. Her Facebook page (which, by the way, has more fans than I've ever seen on any Facebook page) can also be found here. And here's the song; think of my awesome kiddo bouncing to it in her carseat and it will bring a smile to your face!